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I love Miranda
Photo reblogged from Love is Love with 455 notes
we are running on a soup kitchen budget you fuck be grateful you have anything at all
Source: squiddlet
Post reblogged from No Weapon Can Sever the Soul From Me with 38,037 notes
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
Source: codons
Quote reblogged from straight and fast. with 621 notes
Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle.
Everything I do is stitched with its color.
Source: proustitute
Chat reblogged from Jean Says Things with 23,012 notes
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
Source: cutegayboysex
Post reblogged from No Weapon Can Sever the Soul From Me with 1,679 notes
I whisper into my friends’ mouthes all the time.
It helps them to hear better.
Hahahaha I still know nothing about One Direction but yeah this is hilarious.
Source: shippingheart.tumblr.com
Post reblogged from blackbird, fly. with 12,130 notes
you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
Source: cosmothefairy
Post reblogged from I go to seek a great perhaps with 4,538 notes
there’s nothing that angers me more than self-flushing toilets
don’t tell me when i’m done
Source: onedirectionstraighttohell
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